YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
Wake me up when s…pace travel is common and we’ve met aliens
is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.
He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.
TRACK: Once upon a December ARTIST: ALBUM: Anastasia OST
Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian. This would be the language that she would have sung in.
|Me:||*sees skeleton decorations in store*|
remember when zuko went on a date with a girl he didn’t even like and they were standing in the courtyard and she was so fucking upset that the lights weren’t even lit because that was the best part and then zuko told her to close her eyes and he firebent the lights so that they would shine for her